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1st Rule of Programming Unisex T-Shirt – The Perfect Gift for Coders!

1st Rule of Programming Unisex T-Shirt – The Perfect Gift for Coders!

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Programmers, this one's for you! Whether you're debugging at 2 a.m., sipping coffee like it’s your life source, or defending your code like a masterpiece—this tee sums up the golden rule of coding: “If it works, don’t touch it.”

This shirt doesn’t just get laughs from the coding community; it’s a badge of honor for every tech enthusiast who’s battled mysterious bugs and won. The lightweight comfort makes it ideal for everyday wear, coding marathons, or geeking out at conferences.

Why It’s a Must-Have for Programmers:

  • Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort and durability (perfect for long coding sessions).
  • Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline—whether you're a t-shirt-and-jeans kind of coder or a hoodie-and-laptop wizard.
  • Tear-away label because, let’s face it, scratchy labels are worse than a missing semicolon.

Care Instructions (because clean shirts = clearer minds):

  • Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F).
  • Tumble dry on low heat—no need to over-engineer this step.
  • Iron on low heat, but we won’t judge if you don’t.
  • Do NOT dry clean (dry cleaners don’t understand the “if it works, don’t touch it” philosophy).

Size Guide: 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Length, cm 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82
Sleeve length, cm 20.90 21.60 22.20 22.90 23.50 24.10
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

Note: Please allow slight variations in sizing due to manufacturing processes. Measurements are provided by the supplier and are for reference only.

Who’s It For?

  • Programmers of all levels—whether you're coding your first "Hello World" or optimizing the un-optimizable.
  • Computer science students who need a little humor between assignments.
  • Tech enthusiasts who want to show off their love for witty one-liners.

Give this to the programmer in your life (or treat yourself, because you deserve it after solving that impossible bug). Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because you’re awesome at what you do.

Get yours now and wear your programming pride—because if it works, DON’T TOUCH IT.

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